johannesviii:

Nine trying to send a distress signal to any potential other survivor of the Time War. That’s not a good idea.

Inspired (a couple of months ago) by this picture made by this user on DA.

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roantnerd:

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

mr krabs confirmed

 We’ve only got five billion years till the shops close.

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thefarfire:

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

based on this text post [x]

YES

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rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something


coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

image

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sschol:

this is from spy kids

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fallontonight:

"In 7th Grade, our moms were friends so I asked my mom to break up with him through his mom." - Jimmy reads his favorite #AwkwardBreakUp tweets! 
pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pro skincare tips!!

annehathaguey:

  • dip your entire body in bleach to brighten and cleanse!!!
  • take sugar, salt, and sandpaper and mix it with lemon juice for a d.i.y exfoliant!
  • leave olive oil, baby oil, and the oil you find on your stove on your face for six hours for an easy moisturizer!

Everyone should pay attention. She knows what she’s talking about.


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huffingtonpost:

J.J. ABRAMS REVEALS ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ X-WING IN NEW VIDEO
"Star Wars: Episode VII" is not scheduled to appear during this week’s Comic-Con festivities, but the Force is still very strong with the venerable franchise. 
In a new teaser video J.J. Abrams reveals how you can win a chance to get an early private screening of the new film. Watch the video here. 


Thirty new followers overnight.
Hi new people.


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omg-humor:

Hold my beer, Neo.